r/pitchforkemporium

ARE YOU A JET? DO YOU TEACH ENGLISH? ARE YOU LEARNING JAPANESE? DO YOU EVEN LIFT!? I'M NOT SURE IF YOU BELONG HERE. I'M MORE JAPANESE THAN ANY OF YOU, EVEN IF YOU'RE JAPANESE. MY JAPANESE FRIENDS SAID I'M MORE JAPANESE THAN JAPANESE PEOPLE, AFTER I SAID "ARIGATO" WHEN SOMEONE POURED ME MY DRINK AND...

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Get yer pitchforks 'ere. But be quiet, /u/pitchforkemporium might be watching.

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